Helpful McHelpfulpants

Yay for Pterry fans! Also for Latin! Also for your new name, i.e., Hey You.

I am deeply suspicious of a thread titled 'Care Bear has arrived' but authored by none other than the 'Care Bear Assassin'. *narrows eyes* It's all a conspiracy, that much ...

I am deeply suspicious of a thread titled 'Care Bear has arrived' but authored by none other than the 'Care Bear Assassin'. *narrows eyes* It's all a conspiracy, that much ...

GREETINGS. Need to post two reviews before posting work, mind. But I'm not the one whose supposed to be saying that. So I will pop off for a drink now. ...

Heavens forbid I use a SUBTLE plug. GO CHECK OUT MY LIVEJOURNAL GUYS I JUST KNOW YOU WILL LOVE TO READ OF MY EXPLOITS IN THE GRAND AND GLORIOUS WORLD ...

And now you know who I am on livejournal, too. Well done. *bows*

Are you DISCRIMINATING against my speech - er, typing - impediment? *horrors* I have rated my very first poem. I wasn't quite sure what category to put it in; I ...

I watched the Brady Bunch once, as a very small child. It was nothing that several dozen viewings of the Addams Family couldn't repair, psychologically. So that was good! Thank ...

No, the TRUTH of the matter is... HELPFUL MCHELPFULPANTS really quite likes you, but secretly hates your guts. Or is it the other way around? She is young and confused ...